Blog 66

Oh hi Bloggy. I hope you had a good Thanksgiving weekend. So this is a story my friend Nicole told me that I am relaying to you... 
So I just got back from Black Friday shopping. I started sitting outside the mall at 5:30 pm after a lovely Thanksgiving meal consisting of KFC—my family doesn’t like turkey, or cooking. Sitting there outside the mall on my left was a middle-aged woman who was also waiting to get the great deals at Saks Fifth Avenue. She wanted the same Burberry scarf that I had my eye on, and I knew that when the doors opened, it would be a fight to the death… or at least a fight for the scarf. I had an alarm go off every half hour to make sure I didn’t fall asleep. As the clock ticked closer and closer to 12 am, I noticed that the lady on the left was sleeping, so I took her cell phone and turned her alarm off. I thought it was a sneaky move, but as soon as I put the cell phone back in her purse, she woke up and started yelling at me. Before she could get really angry though, the doors to Saks opened and we started sprinting to get to the scarf. As soon as I grabbed the Burberry scarf, I found a tug on the other end, and of course, it was the lady on the left. In order to win the scarf, I had to bring out my secret move—I picked up a pair of mittens and threw them in the lady’s face. She was distracted, and I made my move. The scarf was mine! I ran as fast as I could to the cash register, and fled from the store as soon as I paid, then ran straight to Moochie & Co. where I bought gifts for my precious doggy that I love very much and often speak to. Overall, I’d say I had a pretty successful Thanksgiving. Peace out Bloggy!