Blog 52

As fun as food poisoning may sound, making 1000s of trips to an unfamiliar toilet was quite the opposite. OU was a bust due to my suddenly contracted illness. It’s OK though, I got to spend some quality time with my dear friend Alexis. It’s a funny thing, bathrooms. They tell you a lot about where you are. For instance, in this particular OU bathroom, the code of conduct was posted on the wall. Rule #11 was “no sitting on the toilets if you have herpes”. I felt this was both appropriate yet rarely given advice. I took from that that the residents of Treudley hall must be honest, straightforward people. And I like that, it’s refreshing to find people who tell it like it is. In other news, some girl just walked by my room dressed similarly to how I feel Snooki would dress were she an avid OSU fan. I’m not sure what this newfound fascination for Bump its and over tanning is all about, nor do I know when it will end but I hope I will understand the answer to both before I die. Putting that on my bucket list. Buckeyes won today, solid. Some may consider my lack of game attendance to be poor school spirit, but I say I can better analyze the game from my futon. As it turns out, those yellow lines that tell you where first down would be aren’t actually painted on the field (what?!). No wonder Canadians play hockey.